why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

the comment about daniel was fron brock

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

knock knock who's there no one

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

dead battery come on down

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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