I was born.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Hello Braydon

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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