Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Yes!

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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