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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What are we then hypocrites?

The Pope

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

religion.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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