- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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