What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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WNBA

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Chicken

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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