Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Your time.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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An atheist walks into a church

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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