- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Mitt Romney penis

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Your time.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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