Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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I pooped my pants

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Woman rights.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Kathy Griffin.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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