Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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i like pie.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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