- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

What's cold and icy? Ice

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