- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Woman rights.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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