Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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BenWuzHear

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Obamacare haters

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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