- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Womens rights.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

wanna hear a joke? no.

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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