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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

You know what sucks? Yes.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

rebecca is a hard worker

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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