Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

my friend is gay hes gay

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

E= McVagina

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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