- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Hi

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

YEAH THEY DO.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Your social life.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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