- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

How many cows say moo? All of them

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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