What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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