- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

What's up brah brah

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Women.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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