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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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