- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

shea kisses a girl

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Soccer...

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

What comes after 23? 24.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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