What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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this is not a joke

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Gays

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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split your ass cheek

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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