Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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