The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

My pet rock died.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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