Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Womens Rights.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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