How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

I had my period 3 days ago.

A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Badgers are cool

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

I need a good anti joke....

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

your father died

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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