What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Black people

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

knock knock ... no one was in

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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