- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

im black

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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