What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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bob saget

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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chuck norris

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Woman Rights

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Mike tyson

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Anti Joke

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