why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Your Mom.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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