Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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