What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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I ponder

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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knock knock. come in.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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