What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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girls basketball

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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