Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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What's the difference between a duck

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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