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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Jersey Shore

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.