- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

black guy graduating high school

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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