How do you kill an american? You shoot them

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Why did i write this? I was bored

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

No.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

once upon a time there was a boy

BOOBALANBOO

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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