Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Black History Month

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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