- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

Women's rights

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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