Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Your mom is fat

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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