- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

Oh my God! A talking dog!

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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