- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Punch line.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

your father died

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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