Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Snooki

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Dogs

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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