when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Land Rovers

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TOBUSCUS

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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modern love

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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