- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

what do you call a gay guy Ej

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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