A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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You smell like shit

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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*you're

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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