Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Womens' Rights

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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