A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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your father died

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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