- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Woman rights.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Your mom is fat

One time I masturbated by myself

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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