- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

You are Nerochan right?

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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