Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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i cant think of one.

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You're Adopted.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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