- Anti Joke

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

I enjoy anal.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Woman's rights.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Jersey Shore

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.