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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

What is cold? Winter

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

Male penises.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

A blind man walks into a pole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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