What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Why did the dog eat poop?

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

i like tits

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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