- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

#Hanging Degus

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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