What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

#Hanging Degus

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Woman's rights.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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