Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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your father died

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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A homosexual walks into a church

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Dylan is a person

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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