Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

I pooped my pants

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

A man made a sandwich.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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