What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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