Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Well educated black man.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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