What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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