- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Wombat monkey juice.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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