- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

why do you care?

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Is this where I type the joke?

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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