- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

knock, knock come in

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

women's rights

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