Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Toaster

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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