Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

You are Nerochan right?

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

fack me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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