Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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i cant think of one.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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