What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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obama leadership

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Kathy Griffin.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Anti Joke

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