- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

she wasn't 18

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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