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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

how do you confuse a blond?

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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