Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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hi

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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