- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Guess What! HI!

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

? I hate niiggers ?

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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