How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

A walrus walks into a bar

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

hey bill!

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Anti Joke

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