- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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