why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

This is not an anti joke.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Knock knock. Come in.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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