- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

An boy with ADHD walks into a

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

Why did the jew die Really...

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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