What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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knock, knock come in

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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