- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Michael Castillo is gay

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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