Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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