What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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I can't see my forehead

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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A midget walks under a bar

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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