- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Cancer.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Knock knock. Come in.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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