- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Strawberries!

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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