How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Hi Shelby!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Anti Joke

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