- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

It smells like triangles in here.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.