I just can't stand sitting down!

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Stephen Walking.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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