What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Tell you something funny.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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