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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

An atheist walks into a church

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Its true, he didnt write that!!

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